Random Facts I just found out today (but already knew some)

1. Pretzels were invented by monks in 610 C.E. to look like a child's arms folded in prayer.

2. It is illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket in Alabama.

3. In Sri Lanka, nodding yes here means no there, and shaking your head here means no, but there it means yes.

4. Hostess Twinkies are 68% air.

5. In Columbus, Ohio, you can't legally sell corn flakes on Sunday.

6. A French Kiss here is known as an English Kiss in France.

7. In Sweden, it is illegal for a parent to insult their children.

8. Atilla the Hun, who is known for his ferocity in battle, died from a nosebleed.

9. July 27th is "Take Your Houseplant for a Walk" Day.

10. It is illegal to take a bite from another person's hamburger in Oklahoma.

11. The Earth weighs 6,588,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons.

12. The state of Massachusetts forbids the eating of peanuts in church.

13. The shortest war was between England and Zanzibar. It took place on August 27, 1896, and lasted 38 minutes.

14. The cockroach is the fastest insect on land. It travels about 4 mph.

15. Footsteps left by astronauts walking on the moon will still be there in a million years; there is no wind, rain, or water to wash or blow the footprints away.

16. The ears of an African Elephant can weigh up to 110 pounds each.

17. The Praying Mantis is the only insect who can turn its head like a human.

18. Fashionable women in medieval Japan gilded or blackened their teeth.

19. There's a law in Maine prohibiting one from stepping out of a plane that is in the air.

20. Rockets have to travel a speed of 7 miles per second to pull clear of Earth's gravity.

21. In Wisconsin, apple pie cannot be served with a cheese topping.

22. In Norfolk, Virgina, it's againt the law for a hen to lay eggs before 8am and after 4pm.

23. In Brooklyn, NY, it's illegal for a donkey to sleep in a bathtub.

24. In the state of Washington, it's illegal to pretend your parents are rich.

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Wow. What facts. That just explodes your cranium, huh? It did to me. I like annoying people with them now.

New look.

So, yeah. I'm kinda tired of the whole, "Oooo, look at the bright colors that are so rebellious your eyeballs melt," so I decided to find a new layout.

Surprise, surprise. I found it.

It reminded me of Maximum Ride. You know, flying bird - girl who saves the world and stuff? Well, I like Max. Max rules (and if you don't like that you can suck it).

The End.

I guess. More later.

And that has made us all the wiser...

What age are you when you’re the wisest you can be? Is it when you’re a newborn baby, full of innocence and no care in the world, unless you need a diaper change or a feed, maybe even just a lullaby?

Is it when you reach your teenage years, when you’re either a straight – A student or rebelling your right leg off? Does knowing right from wrong make you the ‘wisest’ of them all? Is smoking pot really a cure to a common brain disease called “stupid as hell?”

Might it possibly be when you become an adult – whenever that is? Does your brain stop learning because knowing everything an adult possibly can is being the wisest of them all?

Are you the wisest when you’re old and on your last legs, and you can’t even remember yesterday very well? How much do you know when you’re the wisest you can be? Or is being wise in your soul or your heart, not your mind? What does the word ‘wise’ mean? What’s the root of the word? What was its original meaning?

…The only thing I know is that being wise has so many meanings; I couldn’t explain it all in one day, one week, or even a year. So many questions flood the world, but there are never enough answers to soak up the curious waters. Maybe being wise means… not knowing the answers?

DAVID COOK WINS AMERICAN IDOL!

Well, the votes are in, folks; it was David vs. David, and in the end, Cook lived up to his name and fried Archuleta. Coming in third place was the Seacrest - level girl with the big voice, Syesha Mercado. Although those who made it to the top 12 were considered the best of the best by America, the most unforgettable contestant this season is most definitely the 'tude - tastic' 18 year - old Danny Noriega.





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If you've just watched these three videos full of 'tude (Thanks to YouTube's misterDgr and Chelsealoves17) and feel that my post is still worth reading, then please, do continue.

Last year's AI winner Jordin Sparks, Season 4 winner Carrie Underwood, One Republic, George Michael, and most likely the only males more popular than Archuleta at this moment - A certain band of brothers often compared to Hanson, the Jonas Brothers - took the stage (In JB's case, much to preteen girls everywhere's pleasure); at the end of the show, before a surprised Cook was crowned (Try saying that three times fast), the top 12 came together for the last time and performed, opening for Mr. Michael.

Speaking of 'GM' as Seacrest called him, the former member of Wham! is going on his first US tour in 17 years; if you want to see him near you, he'll be hitting San Diego first.

Anyways, a big congrats to both Davids for surviving the toughest jungle animals out there - American Idol voters; a huge congrats to David Cook for overcoming the favorite to win, and the biggest giant hug we can muster for the unforgettable Danny Noriega.

Maximum Ride cast still not yet decided

It's true, folks: the cast of Maximum Ride has either not been picked or not been released. It was believed that Max was to be played by Amy Rose, who portrayed the headstrong leader in the commercial for the third MR book, Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports; according to the Maximum Ride Wikipedia Page, however, Rose will not play Max "as the movie is real life."

The movie is estimated to come out in 2010 - 2011+

This is it...

The 'series' finale of Jericho on CBS.

Tonight.

At 10 PM.

Tell everyone you know. Watch the last episode and give CBS a taste of what they'll be missing.

Phase 2 will be to write to TNT, SciFi, USA, or any other channel you can think of that might take Jericho. Tell everyone you know to do that, too.

Phase 3 is to post any Jericho fanfiction you have (doesn't matter if you think it's bad or not) to Fanfiction.net, as well as joining Jericho Fanfiction

Jericho will always be in our hearts.

Yaloha.

I'm currently feeling emo.

Nah, not really; I just felt like saying that.

The end.

Oh. My. Damn.

Kristy Lee Cook is one of the top ten contestants on American Idol, meaning she'll be touring. -Pukes-

Also touring is:

~ Michael Johns
~ David Archuleta
~ Syesha Mercado
~ Chikeze
~ Carly Smithson
~ David Cook
~ Brooke White
~ Jason Castro
~ Ramiele Malubay

On another SUCKY note, the CBS post - apocalyptic drama, Jericho, has been cancelled. Everyone MUST watch the season finale; that is PHASE 1.

The End, peepz! Peaceo Outo!

Disney Channel 'Stars' scare the fuck outta me.

"I think we have an emergency / I think we have an emergency" - Emergency by Paramore

I think we have an emergency.

I'ma puke from all the Disney goody goodieness.

Seriously! Like, all these prissy little kids pretending to be role models. Have you seen how Britney Spears from the mouseketeers turned out? She had two kids and then shaved her head. And her Nickelodeon star sis got pregnant at 16; some role models those two are. It just makes me wonder how these people are gonna act when they grow up.

It would make my day if the Jonas Brothers went emo, though xD

So I haven't posted in forever...

And I thought I should give you peepz a quick update.

Well, not too quick.

My YouTube channel ain't so popular, but I've been getting higher views after my genius little sis suggested I post a response vid to a -choke- -gag- Jonas Brothers video.

Ugh.

Maximum Ride: The Final Warning came out a couple days ago.

Do everyone, especially James Patterson, a favor and buy it.

The whole fam is sick; my throat is killing me.

Anyways, here's my YT account, check it out.

If you're not in the mood for watching, maybe you'd like to read a bit. Check out my forum here.

'Sup?

Yo - ness.

Just watchin' American Idol.

I hope Luke Menard goes home. He sucked.

You don't like my op?

Who cares?

Like...yo.

Dudes. I have finished Chapter 1 of my newest story! It's called "Fifteen" and it's apart of the 'Coming of Age' series. If ya wanna check it out, here's the link to it:

Yeah - It's right here. NOW CLICK ME!

Read on, and hopefully be sucked in.

Enjoy and Keep groovin'

Like, Dude.

Nobody's commenting on my awesomeness! Like, I come up on Google, for God's sake and no one loves me!!!

NO ONE WUVS ME!!!

Done now. LOL listening to Avril Lavigne, Christina Aguilera, Coldplay, and another cool song on rotation. I'm just in one of those moods, ya know? Yep, the kind where you like, talk about nothing.

I'm so bored. I want SOMETHING to happen SOON! I want to go to an Avril concert, a Police concert, I dunno. I just want something to happen.

The End.

Must Add!

I have added a new poem to my other blog, Round & Round - Like a Carousel called, 'Chocolat'

Before you go and say that I spelled it wrong, I didn't. I spelled it as the French do.

Ahem.

Yes, I have changed the font colors.

You might say, "It's ugly! It's creepy! It's really crazy!"

In which case I would respond, "It's me."

So, enjoy the new design. I'll be putting up a new banner soon, so don't be surprised about more changes.

The End.

Boo.

Who saw Jericho last night??? That was soo good! No Heather, though, but enough of Bonnie!

I can't wait for scenes of the next episode. Can't wait!!!

American Idol is on!!!

And I'm currently listening to: Aerosmith and Coldplay (At least, "Clocks Instrumental...)"

That's the news.

Now get the hell outta my face.

This is scaring me...A LOT!!!

If you google news search the Jonas Brothers, you will find a bunch of news stories about the band; you can go drool, I'll wait.

Done? Okay. Now, something scary is about to happen. Click Here and on the first page you will see something about the Jonas Brothers. Now, this is Fanfiction.Net I'm talking about.

In the Hannah Montana section!!

Why am I looking at this, you ask?

Easy. I needed concrete evidence of OJD, and lookie here! Right in front of me. Now on computer screens everywhere.

This concludes my research.

The End.

Laughing my butt off...

My little sister took this quiz for "which hannah montana character are you?" and got this:

Which Hannah Montana Character Are You?

Created by BuddyTV

I took it, just to see what I'd get. I was surprised when I got them:

Which Hannah Montana Character Are You?

Created by BuddyTV

No kidding. Seriously. I didn't switch with my sister.

My latest favorite song

"The Moment I said it" by Imogen Heap.

She's actually very talented.

I like her better than Amy Winehouse, at least.

Ugh.

Funnyness

Go to Google (http://google.com/) and type in "find chuck norris" and then click the I'm feeling lucky button. Hilarious! I do it everyday just to crack up.

The end.

The Sims 2

How cool is it, exactly?

So cool, I can't put it into words.

Anyways, the Sims 2 is coming out with a new expansion pack: Free Time. And another stuff pack: Kitchen and interior design or something like that.

Just wanted to update ya.

The End.

STELLA!!!!!!!!!!!

XD

I'm so bored.

So I said STELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I felt better. Kinda.

The End.

Lyrics

I'm bored, so I'm posting up the lyrics to random songs:

Song #1: Poor Unfortunate Souls (Original Version)

I'll admit that in the past I've been a nasty,
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch,
But you'll find that nowadays,
I've mended all my ways,
Repented,
Seen the light,
And made a change...

True? Yes!

And I fortunately know a little magic,
It's a talent that I always have possessed,
And dear lady, please don't laugh!
I use it on behalf of the miserable,
Lonely,
And depressed...Pathetic!

Poor Unfortunate Souls,
In pain,
In need,
This one longing to be thinner,
This one wants to get the girl,
And do I help them?
Yes indeed!

Poor Unfortunate Souls,
So sad,
So true!
They come flocking to my cauldron yelling "Spells, Ursula, Please!"
And I help them!
Yes I do!

Now it's happened once or twice,
Someone couldn't pay the price,
And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals,
Yes, I've had the odd complaint,
But on the whole, I've been a saint,
To those poor unfortunate souls!

The men up there don't like a lot of blabber,
They think a girl who gossips is a bore!
Yes on land it's more preffered for ladies not to say a word,
And after all, dear, what is idle babble for?
Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation,
True gentleman avoid it when they can,
But they dote and swoon and fawn on a lady who's withdrawn,
It's she who holds her tongue who gets a man!

Come on, you poor unfortunate soul!
Go ahead!
Make your choice!
I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day,
It won't cost much!
Just your voice!

Ya poor unfortunate soul!
It's sad, but true!
If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet, you've got to pay the toll,
Take a gulp and take a breath and go ahead and sign the scroll!
Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys!
The boss is on a roll!

This poor unfortunate soul!

Beluga sevruga,
Come winds of the Caspian Sea,
Larengix glaucitis,
Et max laryngitis,
La voce to me!


Now...Sing!

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Poor Unfortunate Souls....

So sad, so true!

I made a mix - if you want it, leave a comment; it's got Ursula and the JoBros combined. Totally made me crack up.

XD

Good night.

..........

Hi.

..............


I have no clue what to say...but I really felt like blogging!

......

The end.

bye.

Me...on blogging

I'm hyper, but really tired. And I'm really thirsty. And I'm getting a bad attitude.

Well...blogging.

It's part of our everyday life. We can't live without it. If I never posted, I'd be dead. D - E - D. Dead. Yep.

Not really, but...you know.


I'm just posting 'cuz I'm bored.

MP3 Players

My friend got an MP3 player yesterday; she downloaded some songs today off of my comp. It makes me say...

I want one!!!

Blah

Hi.

Blah, blah, blah...

I'm so bored. I feel blah today.








Yes, I feel today.







Period.



You know what I hate? People who talk about nothing and yet everything at the same time. It's like, pick one or another, peoplez! You can't talk about one thing, have it remind you of another thing, and start talking about that! It's against the code of awesomwe peoplez!



Hehehe.

Never mind.

Twix Java, DVDs, etc.

Twix. Java. Yum. Buy it. Unwrap it. Eat it. Throw the wrapper away. Yum.

We finally got Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's End; still haven't gotten Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Apparently it's such a big hit that it wasn't at the Wal - Mart we shop at. Psh.

Marié Digby! Have you YouTubed her yet? Well, do so, quickly! Before the end of the World!

I had donuts for breakfast. Yum.

I really want to go to a concert for some reason. ^_-

Marié Digby

Uh, HELLO!! She's great! Search her on YouTube and click on any song you see by MarieDigby. Like, great! She writes her own songs, plays guitar and piano, and has a beautiful voice.

I looooooove her cover of "One of Us" by Joan Osborne...She makes me want to learn guitar and piano even more than I do now!!!!!!!!

Feelings

This is how I feel today:





Well...fast forward to 44 seconds in, and then you will know how I feel.

And just so you know, I look nothing like that.

P!nk - Love it or hate it - Can't do both!

I personally love it.

At least, certain songs.

Like...Family Portrait, Get the Party Started, Just like a Pill, Stupid Girls, U & Ur Hand, and Who Knew.

The End.

God Bless!

Boredom, Sticking your tongue out, and writing a blog entry when you're loopy.

Hola.

No, not a misspelling of Holla, it's actually "Hello" in Spanish. Yes, I am bilingual.
Yoroshiku.

Just kiddin' around. Come on, I've been...uh, working all week, I'm loopy. Or it's just sleep deprivation (for more, see the comment about the JoBro thingy. Or whatever.)

Speaking of the Pointy - Haired Dudes and their Curly - Haired Brother (or P.H.D.A.T.C.H.B.), I just wanted to say, they can be very funny on their YouTube account. Read this little retelling of a vid they posted:

JOE: (Typing) No, I don't have a third arm. Silly Fans! (Laughs)

(Doorbell rings)

JOE: (Looks up) The Doorbell! (Note: Probably my favorite line!)

(JOE gets up and goes to the door; for a moment, you can see KEVIN in the mirror with the camera)

JOE: Who is it?

NICK: It's Nick!

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I can't tell you anymore. Too tired. Too loooooooooooooooooooooooooooo0000000000000000000000000000OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOpy.

Too JoBro'ed out.

Too this.

Too that.

Too insane.

Too sane.

Too starting to think that Too isn't a real word, just a figment of my imagination.

Too Bah.

Too Gah.

Oh, my gosh! Have you seen my boyfriend? He has a mole on his right cheek!

...Sorry...quoting...and loopy...bah...gah...wow.

Good Night.

The End.

God Bless!

My Conclusion

I'm no scientist, but from what I've read, this is what I can conclude of what happened to Heath Ledger.

Nicholson Warned Ledger About Joker Role
Jack Nicholson has hinted he warned tragic Heath Ledger against taking on the role of The Joker in the new Batman film. Ledger, 28 - who was declared dead at 3:30pm at his Manhattan apartment on Tuesday - publicly declared himself exhausted and sleep deprived in November following the grueling shoot for The Dark Knight. He also revealed in an interview with the New York Times he'd resorted to taking sleeping pills - an overdose of which is believed to be the cause of his death - in a desperate bid to catch up on rest. And Nicholson, who famously portrayed the menacing Joker in Tim Burton's 1989 movie Batman, implied to the waiting crowd outside plush London restaurant The Wolesley on Tuesday night he spoke to Ledger about his role in The Dark Knight - and warned him about the pitfalls of taking on such a demanding challenge. When asked by the London crowds for his reaction to Ledger's untimely demise, a defeated Nicholson simply replied, "I told him so." Batman Begins prequel The Dark Knight is due to be released in July.
-IMDB

The next clue is that he hired a masseuse. Sure, some people who commit suicide want to be found, but men don't usually kill themselves with drugs.

Clue #3: He was naked. This reminds me of Marilyn Monroe's death, but it was Heath Ledger, who was younger when he died. What I'm saying is he probably slept naked, and if he was commiting suicide, he might've at least put some shorts on.

I'm going to put this all together now:

Heath Ledger played the Joker in The Dark Knight. Jack Nicholson warned him about the exhausting hours. He resorted to taking sleeping pills, and hired a masseuse, hoping that would help him rest easier. Although he took the suggested amount of pills, he woke up again, took more, and drifted off. This continued until he fell unconcious and died soon after.



This is just my conclusion from what I've read so far. The autopsy results aren't back yet, and I may be wrong until then. All I'm saying is that I think it was an accident.

Excuse me...

...I must have been drunk when I said that. Well, I wasn't, but I might as well have been. The Jonas Brothers? Wow.....I've just been deprived of sleep, that's all.

So excuse what I said a couple of minutes ago.

The End.

I take funky beats & tug - on - your - heart lyrics for $200, Alex

This is a loving response to my best bud Meg, who make a recent post about this or that. While I do not like Britney Spears (BS as I call her), I do like funky beats. And random lyrics. Take Gwen Stefani and Madonna (Listening to them right now).

In other music news, my bro thinks the Jonas Brothers could transition into a more hard - rock, adult kind of music. Well, they might be better.

But still as cute.

C'est la vie?

I am a girl with a mission that some people don't believe in.

Then again, a lot of people do.

I want to save the world.

But I can't do it without your help. Yes, you. You, reading this entry as we speak...type...whatever. All these horrible diseases, pollution, global warming, drugs, crimes...it must stop. That's not what we were made for!

And this isn't about religion, politics, or being right or wrong. It's about us. Our next generation. We are the next generation! Come on, people! Aren't we being absurd, with all this war, this brutality, this carelessness? Ce n'est pas la vie. That's suicide.

We all think we deserve the best. So let's earn it.

C'est la vie.

Matthew Gray Gubler...& hair.

Please look below to view Matthew Gray Gubler with neater hair.



If you watched last night's episode, you'd be telling that model/actor to DO SOMETHING WITH HIS HAIR!!!!!

On a much happier, lighter note, Mr. Gubler does not always have...Reid - ish hair...



And if one more person says he's cute, I'm gonna purge. Sure, cute like a puppy, but HOT? Wow...overstatement of the century.

And that's the wonderful world of moi.

God Bless!

...On a much happier note...

I'm having Arby's for dinner.

...Forget that.

So yesterday Heath Ledger was found dead.

At 28.

And Billy Poole also died in a skiing accident.

At 28.

Today, Steve Duplantis died in a pedestrian accident.

At 35.

On January 15, Jason MacIntyre, a British road bicycle racer, died.

At 35.

If you think those are bad, look at this one.

Brad Renfro died on January 15.

At 25.

These people are dying everyday; I just have one question: Why the fuck do they die?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_in_2008

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_in_2007

The Return of Jericho: COUNTDOWN...& more!

FEBRUARY 12TH, PEOPLE!!!! Hello! The Countdown begins. We must start counting down...who's with me?

...No one??? Okay...Fine! I'll just do it myself!


We're watching CSI: Miami right now...as it is Monday and past 10:00 PM where I live.

Btw, the "& more!" at the top is just for you guys to look at the blog. So please...

Do so.

Final Fantasy 4

I played the game, and damn! I discussed making a movie with one of my buds; he wrote the beginning, but I kind of took over after he went all lazy on me. That's me, Princess Dez, the leader of the pack. Should I start calling myself queen? LOL maybe later. So what do you guys think? Should I post up some of the script and let you guys decide? Come on, I need your help, people of Earth!!!!!!
We're listening to John Williams and Janet Jackson. Wow, those two...I never thought I'd use them in the same sentence...FINISHED!

Thank you Johnny Depp for being the HOTTEST Sweeney Todd ever!!!

...XD

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Did you guys have a good holiday? Well, I bet you're upset now that you're back in school. Lucky me! MUAHAHA!!!

Okay, I'm good.

So I'm watching this show, and I get a great idea: WEBSHOW!!! What do you think? Go or No?