Lyrics

I'm bored, so I'm posting up the lyrics to random songs:

Song #1: Poor Unfortunate Souls (Original Version)

I'll admit that in the past I've been a nasty,
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch,
But you'll find that nowadays,
I've mended all my ways,
Repented,
Seen the light,
And made a change...

True? Yes!

And I fortunately know a little magic,
It's a talent that I always have possessed,
And dear lady, please don't laugh!
I use it on behalf of the miserable,
Lonely,
And depressed...Pathetic!

Poor Unfortunate Souls,
In pain,
In need,
This one longing to be thinner,
This one wants to get the girl,
And do I help them?
Yes indeed!

Poor Unfortunate Souls,
So sad,
So true!
They come flocking to my cauldron yelling "Spells, Ursula, Please!"
And I help them!
Yes I do!

Now it's happened once or twice,
Someone couldn't pay the price,
And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals,
Yes, I've had the odd complaint,
But on the whole, I've been a saint,
To those poor unfortunate souls!

The men up there don't like a lot of blabber,
They think a girl who gossips is a bore!
Yes on land it's more preffered for ladies not to say a word,
And after all, dear, what is idle babble for?
Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation,
True gentleman avoid it when they can,
But they dote and swoon and fawn on a lady who's withdrawn,
It's she who holds her tongue who gets a man!

Come on, you poor unfortunate soul!
Go ahead!
Make your choice!
I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day,
It won't cost much!
Just your voice!

Ya poor unfortunate soul!
It's sad, but true!
If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet, you've got to pay the toll,
Take a gulp and take a breath and go ahead and sign the scroll!
Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys!
The boss is on a roll!

This poor unfortunate soul!

Beluga sevruga,
Come winds of the Caspian Sea,
Larengix glaucitis,
Et max laryngitis,
La voce to me!


Now...Sing!

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