DAVID COOK WINS AMERICAN IDOL!

Well, the votes are in, folks; it was David vs. David, and in the end, Cook lived up to his name and fried Archuleta. Coming in third place was the Seacrest - level girl with the big voice, Syesha Mercado. Although those who made it to the top 12 were considered the best of the best by America, the most unforgettable contestant this season is most definitely the 'tude - tastic' 18 year - old Danny Noriega.





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If you've just watched these three videos full of 'tude (Thanks to YouTube's misterDgr and Chelsealoves17) and feel that my post is still worth reading, then please, do continue.

Last year's AI winner Jordin Sparks, Season 4 winner Carrie Underwood, One Republic, George Michael, and most likely the only males more popular than Archuleta at this moment - A certain band of brothers often compared to Hanson, the Jonas Brothers - took the stage (In JB's case, much to preteen girls everywhere's pleasure); at the end of the show, before a surprised Cook was crowned (Try saying that three times fast), the top 12 came together for the last time and performed, opening for Mr. Michael.

Speaking of 'GM' as Seacrest called him, the former member of Wham! is going on his first US tour in 17 years; if you want to see him near you, he'll be hitting San Diego first.

Anyways, a big congrats to both Davids for surviving the toughest jungle animals out there - American Idol voters; a huge congrats to David Cook for overcoming the favorite to win, and the biggest giant hug we can muster for the unforgettable Danny Noriega.

Disney Channel 'Stars' scare the fuck outta me.

"I think we have an emergency / I think we have an emergency" - Emergency by Paramore

I think we have an emergency.

I'ma puke from all the Disney goody goodieness.

Seriously! Like, all these prissy little kids pretending to be role models. Have you seen how Britney Spears from the mouseketeers turned out? She had two kids and then shaved her head. And her Nickelodeon star sis got pregnant at 16; some role models those two are. It just makes me wonder how these people are gonna act when they grow up.

It would make my day if the Jonas Brothers went emo, though xD

This is scaring me...A LOT!!!

If you google news search the Jonas Brothers, you will find a bunch of news stories about the band; you can go drool, I'll wait.

Done? Okay. Now, something scary is about to happen. Click Here and on the first page you will see something about the Jonas Brothers. Now, this is Fanfiction.Net I'm talking about.

In the Hannah Montana section!!

Why am I looking at this, you ask?

Easy. I needed concrete evidence of OJD, and lookie here! Right in front of me. Now on computer screens everywhere.

This concludes my research.

The End.

Poor Unfortunate Souls....

So sad, so true!

I made a mix - if you want it, leave a comment; it's got Ursula and the JoBros combined. Totally made me crack up.

XD

Good night.

Feelings

This is how I feel today:





Well...fast forward to 44 seconds in, and then you will know how I feel.

And just so you know, I look nothing like that.

Boredom, Sticking your tongue out, and writing a blog entry when you're loopy.

Hola.

No, not a misspelling of Holla, it's actually "Hello" in Spanish. Yes, I am bilingual.
Yoroshiku.

Just kiddin' around. Come on, I've been...uh, working all week, I'm loopy. Or it's just sleep deprivation (for more, see the comment about the JoBro thingy. Or whatever.)

Speaking of the Pointy - Haired Dudes and their Curly - Haired Brother (or P.H.D.A.T.C.H.B.), I just wanted to say, they can be very funny on their YouTube account. Read this little retelling of a vid they posted:

JOE: (Typing) No, I don't have a third arm. Silly Fans! (Laughs)

(Doorbell rings)

JOE: (Looks up) The Doorbell! (Note: Probably my favorite line!)

(JOE gets up and goes to the door; for a moment, you can see KEVIN in the mirror with the camera)

JOE: Who is it?

NICK: It's Nick!

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I can't tell you anymore. Too tired. Too loooooooooooooooooooooooooooo0000000000000000000000000000OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOpy.

Too JoBro'ed out.

Too this.

Too that.

Too insane.

Too sane.

Too starting to think that Too isn't a real word, just a figment of my imagination.

Too Bah.

Too Gah.

Oh, my gosh! Have you seen my boyfriend? He has a mole on his right cheek!

...Sorry...quoting...and loopy...bah...gah...wow.

Good Night.

The End.

God Bless!

Excuse me...

...I must have been drunk when I said that. Well, I wasn't, but I might as well have been. The Jonas Brothers? Wow.....I've just been deprived of sleep, that's all.

So excuse what I said a couple of minutes ago.

The End.

I take funky beats & tug - on - your - heart lyrics for $200, Alex

This is a loving response to my best bud Meg, who make a recent post about this or that. While I do not like Britney Spears (BS as I call her), I do like funky beats. And random lyrics. Take Gwen Stefani and Madonna (Listening to them right now).

In other music news, my bro thinks the Jonas Brothers could transition into a more hard - rock, adult kind of music. Well, they might be better.

But still as cute.