I haven't used this in forever.

I'm.... alive?

I have like a million blogs, haha.

Random Facts I just found out today (but already knew some)

1. Pretzels were invented by monks in 610 C.E. to look like a child's arms folded in prayer.

2. It is illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket in Alabama.

3. In Sri Lanka, nodding yes here means no there, and shaking your head here means no, but there it means yes.

4. Hostess Twinkies are 68% air.

5. In Columbus, Ohio, you can't legally sell corn flakes on Sunday.

6. A French Kiss here is known as an English Kiss in France.

7. In Sweden, it is illegal for a parent to insult their children.

8. Atilla the Hun, who is known for his ferocity in battle, died from a nosebleed.

9. July 27th is "Take Your Houseplant for a Walk" Day.

10. It is illegal to take a bite from another person's hamburger in Oklahoma.

11. The Earth weighs 6,588,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons.

12. The state of Massachusetts forbids the eating of peanuts in church.

13. The shortest war was between England and Zanzibar. It took place on August 27, 1896, and lasted 38 minutes.

14. The cockroach is the fastest insect on land. It travels about 4 mph.

15. Footsteps left by astronauts walking on the moon will still be there in a million years; there is no wind, rain, or water to wash or blow the footprints away.

16. The ears of an African Elephant can weigh up to 110 pounds each.

17. The Praying Mantis is the only insect who can turn its head like a human.

18. Fashionable women in medieval Japan gilded or blackened their teeth.

19. There's a law in Maine prohibiting one from stepping out of a plane that is in the air.

20. Rockets have to travel a speed of 7 miles per second to pull clear of Earth's gravity.

21. In Wisconsin, apple pie cannot be served with a cheese topping.

22. In Norfolk, Virgina, it's againt the law for a hen to lay eggs before 8am and after 4pm.

23. In Brooklyn, NY, it's illegal for a donkey to sleep in a bathtub.

24. In the state of Washington, it's illegal to pretend your parents are rich.

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Wow. What facts. That just explodes your cranium, huh? It did to me. I like annoying people with them now.

New look.

So, yeah. I'm kinda tired of the whole, "Oooo, look at the bright colors that are so rebellious your eyeballs melt," so I decided to find a new layout.

Surprise, surprise. I found it.

It reminded me of Maximum Ride. You know, flying bird - girl who saves the world and stuff? Well, I like Max. Max rules (and if you don't like that you can suck it).

The End.

I guess. More later.

And that has made us all the wiser...

What age are you when you’re the wisest you can be? Is it when you’re a newborn baby, full of innocence and no care in the world, unless you need a diaper change or a feed, maybe even just a lullaby?

Is it when you reach your teenage years, when you’re either a straight – A student or rebelling your right leg off? Does knowing right from wrong make you the ‘wisest’ of them all? Is smoking pot really a cure to a common brain disease called “stupid as hell?”

Might it possibly be when you become an adult – whenever that is? Does your brain stop learning because knowing everything an adult possibly can is being the wisest of them all?

Are you the wisest when you’re old and on your last legs, and you can’t even remember yesterday very well? How much do you know when you’re the wisest you can be? Or is being wise in your soul or your heart, not your mind? What does the word ‘wise’ mean? What’s the root of the word? What was its original meaning?

…The only thing I know is that being wise has so many meanings; I couldn’t explain it all in one day, one week, or even a year. So many questions flood the world, but there are never enough answers to soak up the curious waters. Maybe being wise means… not knowing the answers?

DAVID COOK WINS AMERICAN IDOL!

Well, the votes are in, folks; it was David vs. David, and in the end, Cook lived up to his name and fried Archuleta. Coming in third place was the Seacrest - level girl with the big voice, Syesha Mercado. Although those who made it to the top 12 were considered the best of the best by America, the most unforgettable contestant this season is most definitely the 'tude - tastic' 18 year - old Danny Noriega.





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If you've just watched these three videos full of 'tude (Thanks to YouTube's misterDgr and Chelsealoves17) and feel that my post is still worth reading, then please, do continue.

Last year's AI winner Jordin Sparks, Season 4 winner Carrie Underwood, One Republic, George Michael, and most likely the only males more popular than Archuleta at this moment - A certain band of brothers often compared to Hanson, the Jonas Brothers - took the stage (In JB's case, much to preteen girls everywhere's pleasure); at the end of the show, before a surprised Cook was crowned (Try saying that three times fast), the top 12 came together for the last time and performed, opening for Mr. Michael.

Speaking of 'GM' as Seacrest called him, the former member of Wham! is going on his first US tour in 17 years; if you want to see him near you, he'll be hitting San Diego first.

Anyways, a big congrats to both Davids for surviving the toughest jungle animals out there - American Idol voters; a huge congrats to David Cook for overcoming the favorite to win, and the biggest giant hug we can muster for the unforgettable Danny Noriega.

Maximum Ride cast still not yet decided

It's true, folks: the cast of Maximum Ride has either not been picked or not been released. It was believed that Max was to be played by Amy Rose, who portrayed the headstrong leader in the commercial for the third MR book, Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports; according to the Maximum Ride Wikipedia Page, however, Rose will not play Max "as the movie is real life."

The movie is estimated to come out in 2010 - 2011+

This is it...

The 'series' finale of Jericho on CBS.

Tonight.

At 10 PM.

Tell everyone you know. Watch the last episode and give CBS a taste of what they'll be missing.

Phase 2 will be to write to TNT, SciFi, USA, or any other channel you can think of that might take Jericho. Tell everyone you know to do that, too.

Phase 3 is to post any Jericho fanfiction you have (doesn't matter if you think it's bad or not) to Fanfiction.net, as well as joining Jericho Fanfiction

Jericho will always be in our hearts.

Yaloha.

I'm currently feeling emo.

Nah, not really; I just felt like saying that.

The end.

Oh. My. Damn.

Kristy Lee Cook is one of the top ten contestants on American Idol, meaning she'll be touring. -Pukes-

Also touring is:

~ Michael Johns
~ David Archuleta
~ Syesha Mercado
~ Chikeze
~ Carly Smithson
~ David Cook
~ Brooke White
~ Jason Castro
~ Ramiele Malubay

On another SUCKY note, the CBS post - apocalyptic drama, Jericho, has been cancelled. Everyone MUST watch the season finale; that is PHASE 1.

The End, peepz! Peaceo Outo!

Disney Channel 'Stars' scare the fuck outta me.

"I think we have an emergency / I think we have an emergency" - Emergency by Paramore

I think we have an emergency.

I'ma puke from all the Disney goody goodieness.

Seriously! Like, all these prissy little kids pretending to be role models. Have you seen how Britney Spears from the mouseketeers turned out? She had two kids and then shaved her head. And her Nickelodeon star sis got pregnant at 16; some role models those two are. It just makes me wonder how these people are gonna act when they grow up.

It would make my day if the Jonas Brothers went emo, though xD

So I haven't posted in forever...

And I thought I should give you peepz a quick update.

Well, not too quick.

My YouTube channel ain't so popular, but I've been getting higher views after my genius little sis suggested I post a response vid to a -choke- -gag- Jonas Brothers video.

Ugh.

Maximum Ride: The Final Warning came out a couple days ago.

Do everyone, especially James Patterson, a favor and buy it.

The whole fam is sick; my throat is killing me.

Anyways, here's my YT account, check it out.

If you're not in the mood for watching, maybe you'd like to read a bit. Check out my forum here.

'Sup?

Yo - ness.

Just watchin' American Idol.

I hope Luke Menard goes home. He sucked.

You don't like my op?

Who cares?

Like...yo.

Dudes. I have finished Chapter 1 of my newest story! It's called "Fifteen" and it's apart of the 'Coming of Age' series. If ya wanna check it out, here's the link to it:

Yeah - It's right here. NOW CLICK ME!

Read on, and hopefully be sucked in.

Enjoy and Keep groovin'

Like, Dude.

Nobody's commenting on my awesomeness! Like, I come up on Google, for God's sake and no one loves me!!!

NO ONE WUVS ME!!!

Done now. LOL listening to Avril Lavigne, Christina Aguilera, Coldplay, and another cool song on rotation. I'm just in one of those moods, ya know? Yep, the kind where you like, talk about nothing.

I'm so bored. I want SOMETHING to happen SOON! I want to go to an Avril concert, a Police concert, I dunno. I just want something to happen.

The End.

Must Add!

I have added a new poem to my other blog, Round & Round - Like a Carousel called, 'Chocolat'

Before you go and say that I spelled it wrong, I didn't. I spelled it as the French do.

Ahem.

Yes, I have changed the font colors.

You might say, "It's ugly! It's creepy! It's really crazy!"

In which case I would respond, "It's me."

So, enjoy the new design. I'll be putting up a new banner soon, so don't be surprised about more changes.

The End.

Boo.

Who saw Jericho last night??? That was soo good! No Heather, though, but enough of Bonnie!

I can't wait for scenes of the next episode. Can't wait!!!

American Idol is on!!!

And I'm currently listening to: Aerosmith and Coldplay (At least, "Clocks Instrumental...)"

That's the news.

Now get the hell outta my face.

This is scaring me...A LOT!!!

If you google news search the Jonas Brothers, you will find a bunch of news stories about the band; you can go drool, I'll wait.

Done? Okay. Now, something scary is about to happen. Click Here and on the first page you will see something about the Jonas Brothers. Now, this is Fanfiction.Net I'm talking about.

In the Hannah Montana section!!

Why am I looking at this, you ask?

Easy. I needed concrete evidence of OJD, and lookie here! Right in front of me. Now on computer screens everywhere.

This concludes my research.

The End.

Laughing my butt off...

My little sister took this quiz for "which hannah montana character are you?" and got this:

Which Hannah Montana Character Are You?

Created by BuddyTV

I took it, just to see what I'd get. I was surprised when I got them:

Which Hannah Montana Character Are You?

Created by BuddyTV

No kidding. Seriously. I didn't switch with my sister.