Btw, did u no...???

Sorry 4 the grammar, tryin' 2 b quick 'bout that. Did you know this?

One birth every..................................8 seconds
One death every..................................12 seconds
One international migrant (net) every............27 seconds
Net gain of one person every.....................12 seconds

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1st 2 r more interesting with a capital IN.

*Takes Deep Breath* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Breathes Out*

SAMPLE FROM MAX RIDE STORY # 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHECK...IT...OUT!

In other news, I was emailed by Jesus through my best friend. Not really, but...*snickers* it just sounds funny that way. Read it, go on!

Dear Children,
It has come to my attention that many of you are upset that folks are taking My name out of the season. Maybe you've forgotten that I wasn't actually born during this time of the year and that it was some of your predecessors who decided to celebrate My birthday on what was actually a time of pagan festival, although I do appreciate being remembered anytime. How I personally feel about this celebration can probably be most easily understood by those of you who have been blessed with children of your own. I don't care what you call the day. If you want to celebrate My birth, just GET ALONG AND LOVE ONE ANOTHER. Now, having said that let Me go on. If it bothers you that the town in which you live doesn't allow a scene depicting My birth, then just get rid of a couple of Santa's an d snowmen and put in a small Nativity scene on your own front lawn. If all My followers did that there wouldn't be any need for such a scene on the town square because there would be many of them all around town. Stop worrying about the fact that people are calling the tree a holiday tree, instead of a Christmas tree. It was I who made all trees. You can remember Me anytime you see any tree. Decorate a grape vine if you wish: I actually spoke of thatone in a teaching, explaining who I am in relation to you and what each of our tasks were. If you have forgotten that one, look up John 15: 1 - 8. If you want to give Me a present in remembrance of My birth here is my wish list. Choose something from it:1. Instead of writing protest letters objecting to the way My birthday is being celebrated, write letters of love and hope to soldiers away from home. They are terribly afraid and lonely this time of year. I know, they tell Me all the time.2. Visit someone in a nursing home. You don't have to know them personally. They just need to know that someone cares about them.3. Instead of writing George complaining about the wording on the cards his staff sent out this year, why don't you write and tell him that you'll be praying for him and his family this year. Then follow up. It will be nice hearing from you again.4. Instead of giving your children a lot of gifts you can't afford and they don't need, spend time with them. Tell them the story of My birth, and why I came to live with you down here. Hold them in your arms and remind them that I love them.5. Pick someone that has hurt you in the past and forgive him or her.6. Did you know that someone in your town will attempt to take their own life this season because they feel so alone and hopeless? Since you don't know who that person is, try giving everyone you meet a warm smile ; it could make the difference.7. Instead of nit picking about what the retailer in your town calls the holiday, be patient with the people who work there. Give them a warm smile and a kind word. Even if they aren't allowed to wish you a "Merry Christmas" that doesn't keep youfrom wishing them one. Then stop shopping there on Sunday. If the store didn't make so much money on that day they'd close and let their employees spend the day at home with their families and Me..8. If you really want to make a difference, support a missionary - especially one who takes My love and good news to those who have never heard My name.9. Here's a good one. There are individuals and whole families in your town who not only will have no "Christmas" tree, but neither will they have any presents to give or receive. If you don't know them, buy some food and a few gifts and give them to the Salvation Army or some other charity which believes in Me and they will make the deliveryfor you.10. Finally, if you want to make a statement about your belief in and loyalty to Me, then behave like a Christian. Don't do things in secret that you wouldn't do in My presence. Let people know by your actions that you are one of mine. Don't forget; I am God and can take care of Myself. Just love Me and do what I have told you to do. I'll take care of all the rest. Check out the list above and get to work; time is short. I'll help you, but the ball is now in your court. And do have a most blessed Christmas with all those whom you love and remember: I LOVE YOU,
JESUS

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Just so y'all know, I don't really care what religion u r as long as you are a person (inside joke I put raht thur.)

Peace and HOLLA!

OMG This is hilarious!

L...O...L!!!!

The Maximum Ride

Boo. Not much up today, just at....wait for it....a library. Nice, huh? In sunny FLA, USA. Not sayin' more than that. Anyways, just finished reading MR: The Angel Experiment; reading MR: School's Out - Forever. Want to read next 2. But I was thinking...I could be Max. I mean, I'm smart, mouthy, and TOTALLY kick butt (take that, Fang). The wings are an added bonus. I wonder where auditions are...?

New Contest on Writer's Cafe!!

Genfaktori Song Writing Contest Apr 29, 2007 - Jul 15, 2007 Win No cash, but Genfaktori will put it on their first song, and it'll become their second single, following 'Jenerator,' written by Phoe of Genfaktori.

Writing Contest @ WritersCafe.Org!!

Close To You Haiku Apr 1, 2007 - Jun 1, 2007 Win You'll be featured on Fakt Studios' Wiki, as well as Genfaktori Forums; Believe me, that'll be a VERY good thing.

Please, please, PLEASE enter...it'll be really cool.

Preview Petition Submission

The Harry Potter Casting Petition

This is an HP petition; my friend made it, and we would really appreciate it if you guys signed!

Princess Dez Luvs U!

Princess Dez LUVS u!!

Hey, 'suppers? I am sooooo happy to be on here, finally! You can check out my other blog at http://360.yahoo.com/princess91515! I don't know what else to say 4 now, but I will l8r!

XX!

P.D.